spotify, the plague

there are two reasons you can end up here. the first is that you just like my words. the second is that someone sent this to you because you were caught using a service like spotify.

this post is for the latter. others welcome to read

disclaimer :) because i am writing with the intention that this is sent to people who need to be convinced, i have raised my bar for research slightly. just slightly. my sources are probably biased and might not meet your standards. i encourage you to do some of your own work on this, not that you will, but whatever

part a: spotify hates musicians

i seriously hope this is not groundbreaking to you, but i still have to mention it because some people seem to have no conscience

artists are paid disastrously. some sources claim it's between $0.004-0.006 per stream, but there're good reasons[1] to suspect it's less than that (particularly for relatively smaller artists) and has been decreasing[2]
spotify is substantially worse than other platforms, too[3]. other platforms are also not paying well enough, but this post is primarily targeting spotify specifically

sometimes spotify (or your distributor, who is probably also evil[4][5]) just decides that your music should be removed from their platform for reasons that you may or may not ever get to know about

i would also like to mention whatever the fuck was going on with those swedish artists they had filling up various curated and autogenerated playlists to cut costs[6]

part 2: spotify hates you

if you are paying for premium, your money is mostly not paying for artists

napkin math. feel free to verify yourself spotify premium currently costs $12 per month
the average listener listens to music for around 20 hours per week[7]. we'll assume 25hrs
assuming 3 minute songs (close to, slightly below average), this is 500 songs per month
at what seems to be regular pay per stream rates (mentioned above), this is about $2.50 to artists per month
even if your premium stream is worth more, it's probably not 4x more than regular streams. spotify is taking your money and making it fucking vanish

there are so many advertisements. a quick google search indicates many users see 1-3 ads every 1-2 songs. ads on spotify are up to 30 seconds by default, sometimes up to a minute. assuming 3:30 songs (close to, slightly above average), that's around a minute of ads for every 6 minutes of music. this is dismal

the shuffle functionality is also notoriously bad. you can literally just search "spotify shuffle" and you will be inundated with frustrated users complaining about the shuffle feature, which notably does not shuffle your songs. ?????????? what are they even doing

part iii: spotify hates spotify

spotify has been running at a loss for at least a decade. you can check out their annual[8] and quarterly reports (since 2018, some numbers to 2014) yourself to verify this. a pretty silly term to ctrl-f for is "operating loss". i love how they stop even trying to sugarcoat it and just bluntly say they are bleeding money and could very easily bleed even more. this would be hilarious if people weren't still trying to use their fucking platform
this makes the fact that premium costs so much more than is actually needed to pay artists (see above) particularly egregious

they also laid off a bunch of people in 2023[9]

part extra: there's fucking more

i didn't even mention a bunch of stuff

part what do i do about it: how to respond to the madness

so you want to ditch the bullshit. here's a good solution

download everything

if you want to support artists, buy their stuff on platforms like bandcamp or donate to them through whatever means they have set up. whatever you pay will probably exceed whatever spotify would have given for the amount of listening to their music you do. if you can't pay, sharing artists' works is good too. many artists will allow you to download their stuff completely for free, they probably even want you to.

other options for expanding your library include p2p sharing like through soulseek, downloading from really fucking sketchy websites (they're so sketchy oh my god), and straight ripping that shit from like youtube or whatever. these are already commonplace ways to get music and there are safe ways to do all of them

i intend on writing more about listening to music without streaming in the future, but it is really late right now so i'll just end this post here. be on the lookout for that post later, tho




BORN TO DIE

SPOTIFY IS A FUCK

Kill It Off 2025

Spotify is trash man

410,757,864,530 DEAD MUSICIANS

citations

  1. this reddit thread
  2. https://youtu.be/gDfNRWsMRsU at 5:05
  3. https://youtu.be/QVXfcIb3OKo at 14:22
  4. article on musictech.com
  5. article on variety.com
  6. article on honest-broker.com
  7. article on soundplate.com
  8. spotify financial reports, scrolls to annual reports
  9. article on wired.com