here's a collection of my own waking moment thoughts. i often forget to record these, so there are not many to document
only bowling machines can last forever
this was the first time i'd woken up to a thought so insane i had to let someone know about it. when i woke up to this thought, i was weirdly frightened by its nonsense premise. i don't have this problem anymore, now i just think these thoughts are funny
sometimes wacky ideas come before you're fully conscious. i often wake up out of dreams. sometimes i'm saying or reading something insane in the dream before i wake up